Sausage Guy soundboard

[seatbelt]

i dont know if you guys are fans of opie and anthony... but they had a clip where this guy calls jimmy dean sausage complainging about the downsizing of the sausage it would be a great soundboard to call supermarkets etc and i think it would be hilarious so here is the link...
http://923krock.com/pages/590943.php
if you dont view it today the 19th then scroll down the page it has a picture of jimmy dean logo with a texas flag cant miss it

[jackulator]

hahaha - that would make a perfect soundboard despite poor audio quality - so I whipped this up for ya:

<a href="http://www.jackulator.com/miniboards/SausageMan.swf" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.jackulator.com/miniboards/SausageMan.swf" target="_blank">http://www.jackulator.com/miniboards/SausageMan.swf</a></a>

I wonder if anybody will do any calls with it haha

[seatbelt]

oh my god this is so good ps how do you make them also?

[jackulator]

I just went to the link you provided and played the audio while recording on Adobe Audition, then ran a couple of filters over it to get rid of some of the high-end distortion and took out a little bass to make it sound better, then I started cutting the mp3 file up into pieces, making sure to get each long phrase in its entirety and then get the bits that make it up in case you wanted to repeat something - you didn't have to say the whole phrase again, then I opened up Macromedia Flash and imported all the mp3s to the library, made all the buttons, and put code on all the buttons to play the library mp3s, and arranged the buttons, downloaded the pic from the website and another pic I thought looked like a bewildered/angry guy and put them on and published the swf file - if I hadn't spent so much time looking for a picture of a knight holding up a sword with light shining all around it (I was gonna replace the sword with a sausage - weird idea haha), the whole process would have taken me about 20 minutes - as it is it took me about an hour

incidentally - as with all my soundboards, clicking the picture stops the sound that is playing - in this board it's the 'don't mess with Texas pic - I don't know why I didn't make them both stop buttons - in retrospect I should have

[seatbelt]

well you did a great job and myabe illl try adobe audition would you recommend it?

[jackulator]

It's all I've ever used since 2000 - so I'd recommend it but I wouldn't be able to compare it to anything else - it's an extremely useful, well-built and versatile sound editing program

[RussW]

damnit they now have both this board is not good anymore as far as calling jimmy dean I just called them