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Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: Dr.Martini Date: January 31, 2008, 07:57:27 pm
"My dog fucked Batman's mother. I already told you that"
Isn't Batman's mother dead?
"I'm talking to my shit"
Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: Old Hare Date: February 01, 2008, 03:37:38 am
"What about food?"
"Those are food..." (fucker said it like he wasn't sure if it was food. Ha!)
"Yeah, me too."
"Are you OK sir?"
"Yeah... How bout that?"
Nice, when Jack can confuse the poor schmo that works at a restaurant whether he's selling a customer food or not... Well u scrambled the dope's brains pretty good!
Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: Old Hare Date: February 01, 2008, 03:38:52 am
Oh yeah, whiskey crab, definitely ordering that next time I'm at Red Lobster. They can keep their goddamn Long Island Tea two drink maximum bullshit...
Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: jackulator Date: February 01, 2008, 04:51:57 am
we had a cute short call with strawberry crab too - yummie
Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: KaptainTrips Date: February 08, 2008, 08:10:27 pm
That was a really good one ... Jack got handed off three times and that third guy was the best. Did he really hang up on you after asking if you were OK? What a dick!
"Are you talking about ME? I wasn't so sure because of the nature of the man it wasn't some kind of a joke. Everybody's Gay!" hahahaaaaaa
Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: Jnewms Date: March 06, 2008, 04:37:09 pm
i love the BLACK in the beginning.
Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: rgraves Date: March 08, 2008, 11:21:58 am
Yeah, this was definately a great one, I was surprised the lady got you to the bartender after all the weird things you said in the beginning, haha.
How do you want that cooked? "cool" lol
Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: mari Date: May 23, 2008, 02:45:54 am
"my dog fucked Batman's mother" Woah. She really didn't catch that? hahaha
Strawberry crab. awww
Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: btccfan2002 Date: May 29, 2008, 10:52:10 am
"Are you talking about ME? I wasn't so sure because of the nature of the man it wasn't some kind of a joke. Everybody's Gay!" hahahaaaaaa
Yeah that was a great moment - makes Jack sound like he knows these people personally!
Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: johnnygonzo777 Date: March 23, 2011, 12:46:40 am
How could she not have heard the batman's mother bit in the beginning?
Why all this crab?
"I wasn't so sure because of the nature of the man it wasn't some kind of a joke."
I love that line, I'd like to hear more of it.
I like how he completely changes his order for the second guy. From steak to a lobster dinner.
What about FOOD?
"Those are food."
Me too.
Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: StuckInTheDitch Date: June 09, 2011, 08:59:22 pm
what about.... FOOD!
those are food... sir
me too.
are you alright sir?
.... (sigh) yeah how 'bout that
Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: marleycake44420 Date: June 10, 2011, 01:14:56 pm
"Batman's Mother" Is the best title so far
i'm talking to my shit!
i need steak
uuuuuhhhh 
that one CRAB STRAWBERRY CRAB 
Re: #139 - Batman's Mother (4:40) By: stoneeh Date: August 12, 2012, 02:04:30 am
"that one"
"that one?"
"THAT ONE!!"
lol
"i wasnt sure because of the nature of the man", you must use that line more often
the laugh at 147 is AWESOME