Re: Birch By: 27-77 Date: February 09, 2008, 11:52:54 am
I thought it was funny. Short but funny.
Re: Birch By: Slenkar Date: February 09, 2008, 12:26:45 pm
have you ever lost a leg? er........ no
nice one
Re: Birch By: jackulator Date: February 09, 2008, 02:45:31 pm
how would you lose a removable body part and not call around about it until the next day
reminds me of that king missile song detachable penis:
...After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete...
Re: Birch By: w3b Date: February 10, 2008, 07:27:13 pm
I have one that's much funnier than this. I used the "circumcised?" line and the guy, out of the blue, said "no i'm not gay are you?".
Re: Birch By: imbarisaxy Date: February 21, 2008, 06:59:36 pm
that was fairly good