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#219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: jackulator Date: August 18, 2008, 12:25:10 am

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Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: metalboss44 Date: August 18, 2008, 12:33:41 am
You can keep him!!


Give em up to the almighty
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: gortgorb Date: August 18, 2008, 03:02:12 pm
"This guy is naked."

I've listened to this latest horse compilation and it seems everyone gets confused by the horse noises.  Very good
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: Sir? what do ya think? Date: August 18, 2008, 07:01:08 pm
he's dead *horse sound effect* see? Lol.

*whip whip whip whip whip* lady *evil laugh* cheesy

are you alright, you creep (one of the best lines i heard)

Good good good stuff.
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: World Circus Date: August 20, 2008, 12:12:08 am
lets say after you say "i was driving and hit an animal" you could go two other ways with the call than what youve been doing.....

the person might respond and say "where at?"  "what did you hit" etc.   wait until they ask "what did you hit?"

For scenario 1 say "a horse" and then press the pistol button to fire a shot...followed maybe by a horse soundbite....and then say "nevermind"

you just shot the horse get it!!  probably be a short call but funny

for scenario 2 after they ask "what did you hit?" then go and say "what im curious about is chemical released by a wolf bite" (or however it goes).  Then go into weird wolf stuff..wolf or dog growls, etc.
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: dannydevito Date: August 20, 2008, 04:51:22 am
Is that Kathleen Turner and Jack singing from Prizzi's Honor?  I just rented the movie but only've watched the first 20ish minutes
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: sledgepoo90 Date: August 20, 2008, 07:13:43 pm
oh my god this one had me in tears!!!!

love the horse beatage   rofl
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: jackulator Date: August 20, 2008, 07:45:22 pm
Quote from: dannydevito on August 20, 2008, 04:51:22 am
Is that Kathleen Turner and Jack singing from Prizzi's Honor?  I just rented the movie but only've watched the first 20ish minutes

close - it was Jack and Meryl Streep in Heartburn
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: 246toothpicks Date: August 21, 2008, 03:43:53 pm
nonono a horse.
...a horse?
yeah. i did.
...you did?
he's dead.
...he's dead?
he died.
where?
he fell. (?)

hahahahahahaha!!!!  grin
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: thebubbler Date: August 21, 2008, 07:38:51 pm
HE STOLE MY BALOONS!!!
love the theme for these calls keep em comin cheesy
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: Dr.Martini Date: August 21, 2008, 08:33:11 pm
Was that horse trying to intimidate Jack!?
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: btccfan2002 Date: August 23, 2008, 01:34:55 am
hahahaha chaotic!
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: Harry Horscoch Date: August 24, 2008, 11:27:18 pm
"He stole my Balloons"..."I was screwing his Wife"

 LOL!

That last girl sounds like Rosie Perez.
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: btccfan2002 Date: September 06, 2008, 05:22:07 pm
Posted a comment in the wrong prank, sorry  grin
Re: #219 - Beating Dead Horses (8:11) By: stoneeh Date: July 17, 2012, 11:28:17 pm
love all those animal removal calls

jack - he's talking to his roadkill