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Re: #476 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: Baggins Date: January 10, 2013, 11:47:43 pm
"I want to talk to a serious costumer."
That's asking a lot from Jack.
Re: #476 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: Fudgebody Date: January 11, 2013, 01:05:13 pm
Ok, just trying to straighten out the numbering and make sure I have all the calls on hand...
So after #446 - Marley Dentals (2:51), here's what I have:
#447 - Nice Babe, Random Insanity, Professing Love to a Cockbiter (12:15)
#448 - Red Footlong (13:45)
#449 - A Chorus Of Arnolds (4:07)
#450 - Dead Giveaway (0:40)
#451 - Pursenal Things (2:04)
#452 - Halloween 2011 Comp 1 (9:23)
#453 - Very Nice Dicks (3:52)
?
#455 - Autographs, Bitches & Chainsaws at Carvel (5:24)
?
?
#458 - Fuckin Jackets (8:14)
? Morg T Wants To Help Romney
#459 - Neurotic Mess (4:10) and all the other new ones
So I guess Morg T Wants To Help Romney could be #470 to fill in the missing number in the new calls, or #457.
In any event, unless I'm missing something in the media section, it looks like #454, #456, #457, and #470 are missing, and we have the unnumbered Romney call to fill in one of those 4 numbers. Did I miss calls somewhere?
Re: #476 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: jackulator Date: January 11, 2013, 02:22:36 pm
I know Morg T should have been #457, so that solves that
#455 - NOT A PUPPY DOG (1:37)
#454 - Matt's Mom (1:31)
those two are in the media section: http://www.jackulator.com/smf/index.php?action=media;sa=album;in=12
soo -- Autographs, Bitches & Chainsaws at Carvel (5:24) should be #456, Morg T should be #457
and with that everything should be in order. I'm gonna create topics in the forum side so that each one has its own post. the media thing didn't catch on like I thought
Re: #476 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: StuckInTheDitch Date: January 11, 2013, 02:23:11 pm
I love that Jack seems to think being a transsexual has any importance what-so-ever on buying a new car. Or maybe he’s afraid they’ll be prejudice and won’t serve him.
I also love it when Jack accidentally talks “over himself” occasionally. Good name too, btw.
Jack seems really aggravated, or excited in these calls
Re: #475 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: jackulator Date: January 11, 2013, 02:36:09 pm
he needs a convertible because he's a transexual
Re: #475 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: Fudgebody Date: January 11, 2013, 03:25:25 pm
Thanks for the numbering correction...
But that means we're still missing a #470, right?
Re: #475 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: jackulator Date: January 11, 2013, 03:30:24 pm
no I changed the numbers on the most recent batch back to what they should have been
Re: #475 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: Lando Wolfcake Date: January 11, 2013, 04:10:35 pm
it's so obvious that Roy did this one
love when jack prepares himself with 'showtiiime.' at around 2:05 just before the third call starts hahaRe: #475 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: jackulator Date: January 11, 2013, 04:20:11 pm
haha actually this one was done by me
Re: #475 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: Lando Wolfcake Date: January 11, 2013, 04:42:03 pm
oh really?
jack was pretty crazy/an asshole (as the title indicated) in this one so it threw me - just goes to show that you're versatile tho 
...goes to show that you're not 'too chicken shit to do it yourself' too hahaRe: #475 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: jackulator Date: January 11, 2013, 04:55:56 pm
thank you sir -- you can always see (I think since 2010?) who did which call because the format for naming the MP3s is yyyymmddXY, where X is who did the call (roy = r or f, and jack = j or s), and Y is how good I think the call is before I post it on a scale of 1-5
so for instance the MP3 for this call is named '20130103J4AssholeJackRollsToMarket.mp3'
Was done January 3rd, 2013, by me, and I gave it four stars.
Re: #475 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: buster01 Date: January 11, 2013, 07:08:34 pm
"This call may be recorded."
"Ironic isn't it?"
Not sure why Jack's transsexuality dictates that he needs a convertible...but it's funny as hell.
"So, am I speaking with Jack Nicholson?"
"In a manner of speaking!" That was such a perfect response LOL.
"I don't like people!"
"You don't like people?"
"No!"
Also any time the "what we generally do in this country" or "reality TV" lines from Departed find their way into a call it brings a smile to my face.
Re: #475 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: jackulator Date: January 11, 2013, 09:27:27 pm
transsexuals have been converted -- so they're convertible people, in a manner of speaking. why wouldn't they expect the same from their cars?
Re: #475 - Asshole Jack Rolls To Market (11:01) By: Sfingle Date: January 13, 2013, 10:12:06 pm
"I can't smell OVER EAS-". Hahaha!