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I'll post roy's tomorrow. hung over...
[EDIT] orrrr maybe I'll wait cause uhh my feet are killing me, I just got off work and I wanna drink a bit...
Re: #526 - Chocolate Peniscereal (6:33) By: StuckInTheDitch Date: July 27, 2014, 01:23:41 pm
too many good lines to remember again! Too funny to hear the president saying that stuff and to imagine him calling a pizza place with shenanigans. He's got a tough job; he needs to chill out and make some prank calls once and a while
lol those 'whats' sound so weird
"smooth and hairless... wet and slick as an otter"---wtf is he talking about??
the questions you asked the guy at 340 was hilarious! have you ever seen Scottish porn or a radiation victim perhaps?
Re: #526 - Chocolate Peniscereal (6:33) By: jackulator Date: July 27, 2014, 07:12:09 pm
well he said "smooth and hairless" in a totally different part of the book, but as soon as he said "wet and slick as an otter" well, you know
I don't remember what the wet otter comparison was of, but I remember laughing out loud when I heard him say something like, "a young boy riding a water buffalo, whipping his haunches with a stick of bamboo" -- and I made "whip his haunches with a stick of bamboo" for the HE-BAD page... that's just perfect
like if some guy can't understand him and someone else comes on the phone and says something about the previous guy...
Re: #526 - Chocolate Peniscereal (6:33) By: buster01 Date: July 28, 2014, 12:28:14 pm
"Wassup my nigga?" Hangs up.
Barry's clearly studied the tactics of Jack and Billy Jeff on the phone and has learned well.
Re: #526 - Chocolate Peniscereal (6:33) By: uTorrance Date: July 28, 2014, 04:55:57 pm
"So my father has to suck himself off before I can come." I fell out of my chair laughing
"Have you ever seen Scottish porn?"Re: #526 - Chocolate Peniscereal (6:33) By: jackulator Date: July 28, 2014, 05:25:04 pm
"So my father has to suck himself off before I can come." I fell out of my chair laughing "Have you ever seen Scottish porn?"
"Have you ever seen Scottish porn?"that's what papa likes
Re: #526 - Chocolate Peniscereal (6:33) By: metalboss44 Date: February 12, 2018, 08:22:46 am
I forgot how funny Obama asking about corned beef was, I used to use that line all the time and forgot it originated right here.
Greasy scottish porn.
Re: #526 - Chocolate Peniscereal (6:33) By: jackulator Date: April 11, 2018, 08:10:17 pm
"So my father has to suck himself off before I can come." I fell out of my chair laughing "Have you ever seen Scottish porn?"
"Have you ever seen Scottish porn?"holy shit I forgot about this
Re: #526 - Chocolate Peniscereal (6:33) By: roytoy Date: May 03, 2018, 08:36:39 pm
I totally forgot about this call lol
that “father has to suck himself off” part came out of nowhere, I love the confidence in his voice throughout Re: #526 - Chocolate Peniscereal (6:33) By: jackulator Date: May 05, 2018, 05:49:08 pm
Eyyyyyyyyyy
Roy you old so and so 😎 send me a message would ya?