I liked the "I don't do amateur theatricals" with laughter in the background.
yeah that last lady might have been good to flirt with but I have a feeling she would've hung up quickly.
Re: Stoneeh's calls By: An English type Date: October 25, 2014, 03:10:18 pm
Is that Erasure playing in the background?!
'Shane Renoir' what a name!
'I need a place. It's for me and my friend.....my queer neighbour'
Making me wonder how many times has Jack shared a room with a queer ''friend''
Love the 'Jewish persuasion' interchange - she seemed err nervous
Damn, can't get over how cool a name 'Shane Renoir' is
Re: Stoneeh's calls By: StuckInTheDitch Date: October 25, 2014, 07:30:46 pm
Love the 'Jewish persuasion' interchange - she seemed err nervous
I forgot to mention that; she did seem nervous. Like (I doubt it) but as if they really didn't like Jewish people
Re: Stoneeh's calls By: stoneeh Date: October 25, 2014, 10:03:19 pm
'Shane Renoir' what a name!
Damn, can't get over how cool a name 'Shane Renoir' is
Damn, can't get over how cool a name 'Shane Renoir' is
i tried to come up with the classiest name possible, and i guess that's it
. "hi mr shane/jane", hehe i loved her response'I need a place. It's for me and my friend.....my queer neighbour'
Making me wonder how many times has Jack shared a room with a queer ''friend''
Making me wonder how many times has Jack shared a room with a queer ''friend''
oh, i'll never tell
btw very much like your signature, english
bronco, yeah she actually mentioned i was creeping her out. lol. nevermind, women love that about me
Re: Stoneeh's calls By: stoneeh Date: October 31, 2014, 06:46:55 am
So I figured, since it's only once a year, I'll put up the effort and do some themed Halloween calls
. In the end I had way too little time to do calls, but, here's what I got. Pic courtesy of CallMeBronco 
Jack Nicholson in "The Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Re: Stoneeh's calls By: HairyChinaman Date: October 31, 2014, 07:52:49 am
God damn boy I'm crackin' up over here.
It's gotta be sugar so the kids can SUCK IT! Lol nice follow up
I'll be there in 10 minutes
Love the photoshop pic too
Re: Stoneeh's calls By: StuckInTheDitch Date: November 01, 2014, 07:57:57 pm
Jack's gotta have big, big luxury
Why do I think Jack isn't really gonna use that dildo for the statue? what type of places were you calling? I couldn't understand them when they'd say "hello this is ______"
I think that's the first time a person on the line actually repeated the word "dildo"
I think Jack just crossed the line with having kids suck a sugar coated dildo...
Re: Stoneeh's calls By: An English type Date: November 02, 2014, 06:30:27 pm
'Slim seven inches'
'That's not good enough. Forget it, forget the whole damn thing.'
Dammit Jack, 7 inches is big enough for anyone!
Thanks Stoneeh, a great couple of Halloween calls from you and Jack.
Re: Stoneeh's calls By: stoneeh Date: November 06, 2014, 11:48:35 am
Glad you guys liked it. Bronco, the calls were mostly to one Adult Store chain. I edited the name out because, well, at times my material didn't go down so well with them.. literally
Here's two new ones. The first happened right now while testing new material (thx to Jack for helping me out with that). I creeped that guy out, then accidently called the same place again. I just think that was kind of a wtf moment worth posting. The second one is from a couple of days ago, made by the great HairoldChinaman
. Enjoy.Mistakes
APRIL
Re: Stoneeh's calls By: An English type Date: November 06, 2014, 06:22:25 pm
You seriously creeped him out!
The Shining music, combined with talking to a supremely well-endowed man, pushed his scared ass over the edge