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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 08:27:22 pm » |
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AND YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE GOD DAMN PIG
They named the pig after the PIGGLY WIGGLY
I'm gonna really PIG
SO YOU BETTER BE READY
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 09:00:40 pm » |
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I've listened to about 300 calls so far and this one is in the top... PIG.
I didn't think it would be PIG to use that crappy quality voicemail as a PIG, it is amazing that PIG understood it.
hahahaPIGhahaha
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 09:03:52 pm » |
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"I'm gonna straighten your PIG" I'm glad you liPIG  |
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dannydevito
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I have taken off my pants here
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 09:51:57 pm » |
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Hahaha PIG!
That Alec board is hilarious, YOU MADE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT!
"I made an ASS out of my PIG!"
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 09:52:37 pm » |
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I must have missed something, what voicemail is gortgorb referring to?
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 10:00:11 pm » |
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I made this soundboard out of some audio that was circulating - Alec Baldwin yelling at his 12-year old daughter for being a rude thoughtless little pig for not being available when he called her like they'd previously arranged
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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2008, 10:03:54 pm » |
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Wow, that doesn't sound like his voice at all. Pretty good job considering how limited you are with a clip like that though. I wonder what that redneck guy was thinking about who he was speaking with.
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dannydevito
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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 11:26:17 pm » |
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I pu this up on YouTube, along with a Jack call and the two new Gene calls.
<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zhBvkR2YmmQ&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/zhBvkR2YmmQ&rel=0</a>]]>
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« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2008, 01:29:11 am » |
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haha nice - that's really great - almost a sarcastic amount of crediting, but quite lovely |
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dannydevito
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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2008, 04:31:57 am » |
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thank you bitch
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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 10:38:28 am » |
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ha ha this one cracked me up,
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 10:45:18 am » |
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haha it was funny how he calmed down towards the end then just lashed out PIG.
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Hike it in, poop it out
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« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 02:42:28 pm » |
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Hey I wanna tell you something, OK.
yea?
PIG!
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« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 06:54:27 pm » |
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haha "and once again,I've made an ass outta my PIG"
"I wanna tell you something alright?....PIG"
funny shit
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« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2008, 08:27:53 pm » |
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Brilliant, I love this in Jack calls aswell, where you add the same word to each phrase |
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dannydevito
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« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2008, 08:51:46 pm » |
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It's amazing, this call is just under 5 minutes, you managed to keep the guy on without really talking about an actual subject (except for pig..but you know)
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« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2008, 11:11:01 pm » |
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Never was so much done with so few sound clips.
very very funny. It's always great when the person on the other line just goes with it.
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« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2008, 08:39:09 am » |
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You would never dream of doing to your pig!
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« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2008, 03:41:41 pm » |
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HAHAHA. "and over and over again" is exactly right. Man, that guy was polite  |
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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2008, 06:45:32 pm » |
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HAHAHA. "and over and over again" is exactly right. Man, that guy was polite To polite. I think if it was me I would have hung up in 2 seconds. Guess some people have a high tolerance for smart asses. Or he's heard things like this before. lol =) |
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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2008, 07:44:20 pm » |
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HAHAHA. "and over and over again" is exactly right. Man, that guy was polite To polite. I think if it was me I would have hung up in 2 seconds. Guess some people have a high tolerance for smart asses. Or he's heard things like this before. lol =) Well, he does sound like a good victim |
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« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2008, 09:05:36 pm » |
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Anyone can be a good victim if they give Jack a chance, So many calls go wasted because the people hang up within the first 30 seconds I'm betting.
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« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2008, 10:07:29 pm » |
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« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2008, 06:35:45 pm » |
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Well, it happens with a lot of the therapist calls you have in the compilations. They are suppose to be helping people and all they do is give you a number to another therapist or tell you to go to the hospital. Though I think some of the best calls are when he calls therapists and lawyers, especially "The Master" My all time favorite.
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« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2008, 09:00:51 pm » |
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dannydevito
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« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2008, 01:11:32 am » |
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I loved The Master call ( http://www.jackulator.com/smf/index.php?topic=142.0 for anyone interested in illegal porn) I didn't mean it like that |
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sledgepoo90
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well excuse me MR.PERFEEEECT!!!!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2008, 05:00:37 pm » |
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hahaha i have once again made an ass of my PIG!!!
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2008, 01:14:10 am » |
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"You really are a PIG on this issue, PIG!"; "This phone......Myself......goddamn phone...,I stop whenever PIG!" By far one of my favorite calls posted in while, probably because of the repetition factor.
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« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2008, 09:29:14 pm » |
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The brilliance of a pranker who can make a call last that long with only about 6 sound bytes..We have such one genius here.. |
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« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2008, 01:22:04 am » |
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What the hell was the other guy smoking? "they named the pig after the piggly wiggly, P-I-G, pig"
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May I interject? Beer!
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« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2008, 11:42:35 am » |
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One of the funniest lines on the site, "And once again, I've made an ASS out of my PIG!"
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« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2008, 01:45:37 pm » |
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PIG!
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« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2008, 03:59:55 pm » |
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PIG!
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« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2008, 07:59:03 am » |
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One of the funniest lines on the site, "And once again, I've made an ASS out of my PIG!"
couple other funny ones: I'm gonna get on a PIG! I'm tired of playing this pig. |
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"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2010, 07:49:21 pm » |
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Know it's been a while since the whole Baldwin phone rant thing but I still find it hilarious. And as some others posted it's incredible that you managed to keep this guy on the phone for so long with only a couple quotes. Poor Baldwin he's so tired of playing his PIG! |
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« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2010, 06:18:26 pm » |
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Well I laughed like a hyena on speed when I saw it so I figured my sig would be the best place for it. P.S. There's a little present for ya uploaded in the lounge in case you haven't seen it yet. Title is Jacktown. |
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I just took a shit in the toilet like a big boy
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« Reply #38 on: June 20, 2010, 11:33:14 pm » |
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I believe you happened to call the nicest person on earth!
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« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2010, 08:40:09 pm » |
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do you understand me you make me feellike pig im gonna straighten yur pig  PIG u dont have the pig thank you ahah |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2010, 09:28:57 pm » |
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you really are, a pig on this issue -- PIG!
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