Penitth Therapy (my apologies for the length...)
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Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: houseman Date: December 12, 2007, 10:38:12 pm
Harry . . . Penis.
Ha ha.
This is another great one where they want to keep talking to him because he is crazy.
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: Caruso Shades Date: December 13, 2007, 10:32:54 am
LOL at the jim carrey long noooooo! She seemed like a nice lady though,genuinely concerned!
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: Slenkar Date: December 13, 2007, 10:41:28 am
puke noise
I need therapy.......lol
Im a private investigator.......
Im talking to my road trip
SEAFELT......from mexico
lady:so whats going on?
jack:garbled noise
it sounded like you were having a whole boxing match while you were on hold
'ive had it with this SHIT'
'I need a anger management'
'im kidding'
'is that crazy?'
'YIP'
is that a dog in the background
'NO'
'Horse noise'
THE ANGER MONKEYS
santa is a great singer, a thief and a terrorist
theres tons of great quotes in there
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: btccfan2002 Date: December 13, 2007, 11:04:42 am
Hahaha, the new Jim Carrey lines are weird but really funny when used with Jack. I'd give this one a 4 purely for keeping that lady on the phone for so long and convincing her that Jack's crazy!
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: jackulator Date: December 13, 2007, 02:28:19 pm
one of my favorite parts is the punch-ding punch-ding and then "congratulations on all your success", like the fight stopped momentarily and that's what he said to the guy kickin his ass
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: leefron Date: December 13, 2007, 05:28:57 pm
yep funny, but why use those annoying noise when she asks to hold on, it's killing my ears everytime. all these would be a lot better without them, and less suspicios for the victim!!
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: jackulator Date: December 13, 2007, 07:57:55 pm
I wouldn't worry too much about the suspicion factor - this call was 19 minutes long... as for the ear-splitting sound effects, whether the calls woud be funnier without them is a matter of opinion, but I'd definitely recommend not listening to these calls in headphones
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: Slenkar Date: December 13, 2007, 08:14:25 pm
the electronic noises are funny when used in moderation
like on this call
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: dilusional1 Date: December 13, 2007, 11:49:56 pm
jack:and I said to myself-I hope you beleive in jesus
lady:of course
jack:he's in the back yard in the pond...course he has to swim in the same water we all do
I missed a lot of good parts last time I listened to this lol hence the comment that didnt really make sense(a little tipsy)
anyway bad ass call,hilarious
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: World Circus Date: December 14, 2007, 12:43:32 am
I like the
"Sorry I'm talking to my baseball"
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: Chongo Date: December 14, 2007, 07:48:49 pm
HAHAHAH...
"Santa Claus - he just lost his head. He takes it very seriously. (Lady: Of course.) He WAS a thief, AND a terrorist. On the other hand, he had a tremendous singing voice. Well, that makes two of us: la la la la la la la LA la LA!"
This was probably one of the funniest strings of quotes put together in a call. It had a really believable flow in terms of the inflection/vocal pattern, too. I think the clinic lady was trying not to laugh at someone she thought was crazy. But seriously, this was too rich, man.
And then later:
"I hope you believe in Jesus...he's in the back yard in the pond. Of course, he has to swim in the same water we all do."
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: jackulator Date: December 14, 2007, 07:59:52 pm
haha - yeah about the jesus thing - we've been meaning to do that joke for a while - like he's no longer performing miracles and stuff
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: trouble Date: December 17, 2007, 02:22:41 pm
This is art, I just love all the sound effects and randomness to it all.
Re: #90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28) By: notxmania Date: December 17, 2007, 05:07:14 pm
It would be nice to call a church or something and work off the jesus line. "Jesus...he was a theif, and a terrorist. Right?"